Friday, October 6, 2023

It’s No Problem to Feed a Cow Hay or a Russian with Tales about Enemies and His Country’s Greatness, Some Russians Say

Paul Goble

            Staunton, Oct. 2 – According to the latest anecdote circulating in Moscow, no effort is required to feed a cow with hay, a chicken with grain or a Russian with stories about enemies of the people and the greatness of Russia.

            That is just one of the anecdotes in the latest collection offered by Moscow journalist Tatyana Pushkaryova ( Among the best of the rest are the following:

·       Not all United Russia members are swindlers, but almost all big swindlers are members of United Russia.

·       State media are reporting and Russians can confirm that there has been a slowdown in the acceleration of negative economic growth in their country.

·       Skolkovo has create the first robotic governor who will continue to mouth pro-Kremlin phrases even when turned off.

·       Moscow has announced increases in excise taxes on wine but these won’t touch moonshine and so Russians needn’t worry.

·       St. Petersburg officials painted over a picture of a cat saying “let’s live together” lest they be accused of sedition. Now Muscovites fear they may be fined for walking along Peace Prospect.

·       Russian politicians truly have the most harmful work. After all, no one has ever caused so much harm to Russia as they.

·       For the second year in a row, the last hope of Putin and the Russian army, General Winter, has gone on a drinking binge and isn’t working against Europe: Europeans aren’t freezing and Gazprom is losing billions in revenue.

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