Paul Goble
Staunton, Dec. 29 – After millions of people in the Russian Federation reacted with horror to news about a party in Moscow where attendees dressed in their underwear or less, some Russians are speculating that the Russian government will soon require all newborns in the country to apologize for their nudity after their first cry.
That is just one of the new anecdotes offered by Moscow journalist Tatyana Pushkaryova in her latest collection (publizist.ru/blogs/107374/47436/-). Among the best of the rest are the following:
· Moscow has made it clear that those who fail to anticipate and expose the next enemy of the Kremlin will be identified as enemies and punished accordingly.
· Russia’s rulers can’t stand to watch half-dressed performers but they look at destroyed Ukrainian cities and the orphans that this destruction has left in its wake with real pleasure.
· In defense of Russian national traditions, schools there are prohibiting female pupils from wearing trousers even when it is cold. Soon, the government will require floor-length sundresses and executions for the use of contraception.
· Enquiring minds want to know: how many of the 500,000 men Moscow has mobilized for the war in Ukraine are still alive.
· Just imagine how outraged God is to find out what those he created in his own image are up to.
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