Paul Goble
Staunton,
June 11 – Vladimir Putin’s efforts to promote himself as a Russian leader in
the style of Peter I are backfiring with at least some Russians now saying “you’re
not Peter I; you’re Adolf II,” an obvious reference to the similarities between
the current Kremlin leader and the fuehrer of the Third Reich.
This
is perhaps the sharpest but far from the only suggestive Russian anecdote
Moscow journalist Tatyana Pushkaryova offers in her latest collection (publizist.ru/blogs/107374/43161/i).
Among the best of the rest are the following:
· Putin has
transformed Russia into a real wonderland where everything means something other
than it is supposed to, but his greatest achievement is still ahead: after he
dies, the entire country will immediately fly to a paradise of one kind or
another.
· A senior Duma
deputy has propose doing away with science-based medicine and using traditional
cures instead. He may not succeed in doing that, but he has made an important
contribution to the task of giving the deputies yet another victory over those
who write anecdotes.
· A young Muscovite woman
escaped arrest for having a backpack showing the colors of the Ukrainian flag
when she was able to show that her New Balance sneakers had something that
looked like “a z.” The police knew they didn’t dare arrest her given that.
· The Russian
government has finally show that it favors torture and will support jailors who
use it. It has done so by banning the Committee against Torture. If the regime
is against that group, it is all too obvious what it is for.
· Yet another Russian
paradox is emerging: Putin’s friends are stealing, but Navalny’s friends are
the ones the police search.
· Librarians are
taking books off the shelves if they offend the regime. The time has not yet
come for burning them, however.
· Now that Russia is
producing its own laptops without foreign components there are only a few
problems: sometimes the carburetor jams.
· Russia has zero
chance of becoming like North Korea. First, it would have to stop all the stealing
going on, something that is beyond the realm of the possible.
· Creating a
government in exile is not as hard as many imagine. Russian police do it all
the time. All they need is an order and money to pay the guards.